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Ed-Ucation - 2001 - Dr. Dre

[Eddie Griffin]
Aww they say uhh..
.. a black man is a pimp
Well let me tell you the biggest pimp
on planet motherfuckin Earth, is her momma
It’s her MOMMA that told her,
“Get a man that got a good job gurl!
Make sure he got a good car gurl!
Make sure he can take you out and buy you somethin gurl!”
What happened to just fallin in love with a nigga with a bus pass —
— just cause you love the nigga?
But +I’m+ the pimp motherfucker!
I gotta be the player!

Biggest hoes, on planet Earth..
.. are walkin through the motherfuckin neighborhood
You KNEW when you got with the nigga he already had a woman
You knew he already had a family
but you fucked him anyway!!!
And then when you thought you gon’ lose the nigga
you went and got pregant - didn’t you bitch, DIDN’T YOU!!
THE OL’ KEEP-A-NIGGA-BABY
And then when the nigga ain’t around, what do you tell the child?
“Aww that nigga ain’t shit, that’s why yo’ daddy ain’t here;
cause that nigga ain’t shit.”
How bout bein a woman, and tellin the kid the truth
that yo’ momma, you was a hoe!
TELL THE KID!
Momma was a hoe, I was weekend pussy
I had you to keep the nigga, it didn’t work out
that’s why he ain’t here - but he a good nigga
cause he take care of his REAL family
I was just a dumb bitch, tryin to keep, a nigga that I wanted.

I love how believable Eddie is on this track. But I also can’t stop laughing when I hear this song.

enjoy


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Hi, I’m an iPhone. And I’m a BB.

Looks to me like the BlackBerry is looking to shed its only-for-work and not-for-fun image and is finally useable for fun too! :P

Over the past week RIM’s official Twitter app has been releases on the BB store for free (http://www.blackberry.com/twitter) aswell as the new Tumblr app (http://tumblr.com/xha8j60va). Now you can get off those shoddy third party Twitter apps that don’t know geotagging from hashtagging and get productive with your fun!

I mean you can’t do media like an iPhone, so might aswell do what you do well and start typing words in a blog/microblog on that huge mini-keyboard of yours!


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I certainly am liking this!
My list of “wanted shoes” grows faster than the list of “owned shoes!”    :P
(via newgrass, nickelcobalt)

I certainly am liking this!

My list of “wanted shoes” grows faster than the list of “owned shoes!”    :P

(via newgrass, nickelcobalt)


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The original ” ‘I’m a mac’ ‘I’m a pc’ ” ad! 
Yes us Mac users are still that nerdy.  I can’t wait to look back on me now, then.

The original ” ‘I’m a mac’ ‘I’m a pc’ ” ad! 

Yes us Mac users are still that nerdy.  I can’t wait to look back on me now, then.


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Hello?… What you’re closed?! … Well are your competitors open?

Dallas, calling a pizza place at 12:30 am.


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My blog just turned 1!
Thanks for reading :)

My blog just turned 1!

Thanks for reading :)


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I’ve been using Fav4 for the past few months and really like it as a starting point for my web browsing. Basically it gives you list of included sites with which you can choose your “fav. 4” to use as your starting point. There are only two real issues with this.

Only 4 sites can be chosen.
Only sites supported by the service may be added.

The first gripe is really a feature (and shouldn’t come as a surprise), but for those who like a spring board to start their web surfing 4 sites may not be enough. As for the second concern, to make the site graphically pleasing they must have high-res images of the site’s logo to give Fav4 it’s beautiful interface. 
For those who haven’t heard of Start.io, it serves a similar purpose but throws minimalism (pardon the pun) out the Windows. Start.io gives you a starting point and lets you add any site that you wish. It lets you create sections, customize colours, highlights sites with updates, choose themes, password protect your page, the list goes on. If you’re technically intimate with HTML you can even code your own layout.
I’ve got mine looking strangely similar to my current Tumblr theme. You can check out my start.io page at start.io/hugochisholm.
P.S. Share your .io page or any other springboard site you use in the comments section!

I’ve been using Fav4 for the past few months and really like it as a starting point for my web browsing. Basically it gives you list of included sites with which you can choose your “fav. 4” to use as your starting point. There are only two real issues with this.

  1. Only 4 sites can be chosen.
  2. Only sites supported by the service may be added.

The first gripe is really a feature (and shouldn’t come as a surprise), but for those who like a spring board to start their web surfing 4 sites may not be enough. As for the second concern, to make the site graphically pleasing they must have high-res images of the site’s logo to give Fav4 it’s beautiful interface. 

For those who haven’t heard of Start.io, it serves a similar purpose but throws minimalism (pardon the pun) out the Windows. Start.io gives you a starting point and lets you add any site that you wish. It lets you create sections, customize colours, highlights sites with updates, choose themes, password protect your page, the list goes on. If you’re technically intimate with HTML you can even code your own layout.

I’ve got mine looking strangely similar to my current Tumblr theme. You can check out my start.io page at start.io/hugochisholm.

P.S. Share your .io page or any other springboard site you use in the comments section!


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Finding Kosher Coke

Did you know that you can find Kosher Coca-Cola? It’s identifiable by its distinctive yellow cap. It was the result of work done by Rabbi Tobias Geffen who was asked to help make Coke kosher back in the 1930s.

To produce Coca-Cola the chemical glycerol is used to help the flavour remain evenly spread throughout the soda. Glycerol is made with rendered animal fat and there’s no way to tell what kind of animal the fat was taken from, thus it is impossible to “kosherify” Coke with glycerol. Special cotton-seed oil was used to create an approved glycerol.

Also unique to these yellow-capped Cokes is the use of sucrose instead of corn syrup as corn is banned during this Passover holiday. 


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Feeding the fire

I’ve recently upgraded this site’s RSS to FeedBurner for all of the added bonus that comes with using it (both for me and for you). So check it out by clicking the RSS button on the left and subscribe to blog using your favourite reader.

:)


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Proper hashtag #use #on #Twitter

Social media and networks tends to be on the bleeding edge of bleeding edge of new ideas, trends, words/jargon, etc. So many of our newest expressions and jokes often find their beginnings on the internet in social arenas. The reason it works is because a lot of people hear/see it and begin passing it around their own circles. This is one of the great things about the information age! What grinds my gears is when people start don’t understand what they’re actually saying/writing and start spreading horrid examples on how a word should be used.

First some background information to get everyone on some common ground. Metadata (information about information) is great! It helps add more context, meaning and organizable data to data. Geotagging a tweet, naming people in a photo, and the grandfather of them all: time/date stamp on computer files.

All of these are great uses of metainformation because it allows for doing and organizing things well beyond their original uses. Finding people near you, finding all photos of you, sorting files by date. What makes these these metadata powerful is their transparency: they all work without impeding the use or accessibility of the original information.

I don’t want to go into a huge example, but imagine if every time you opened a photo on your computer it printed everyone’s name on their face, or you had to know what the last day you opened a file so that you could find it. Yes, it would suck. Well I have belief that #hashtags on twitter are broken (in most part).

Hashtags are the pound/number/hash symbol used as metadata. My problem with them is that they impede the reading of tweets well beyond their usefulness in the general twitterverse. The main reasons why are because there are no concrete rules governing them and most people don’t understand them. 

So let me write some unwritten rules about them so help you make the world a better place.

  1. Don’t overuse them. If every word in a tweet #is #a #hashtag, you dilute it’s usefulness, and worst of all you chop up your sentence. Hashtags exist to organize tweets, not make a mess of things. 
  2. Make their use and existence clear and meaningful. Do tell the people you will be using it with what it’s for. Don’t use ambiguous tags like #Toyota or #Canada. Even something more specific like #Olympics is still so overarching that you can’t possibly be grouping or finding useful information. #WWDC2010 works, as does #JoshBDay.
  3. Use CamelCase. This is kind of obvious but basically tags must be one work, so if you’re putting two words together, capitalizeTheBeginningOf each word to help legibility.
  4. Put them at the end of your tweet so it doesn’t interrupt the flow of the tweet.

I guess what I’m getting to is: know how to use them, or stay away. It’s better to not use them at all then to use them incorrectly. Here is a link for more information regarding hashtags that you should read before posting another tweet with a #Hashtag.


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