Dental hygienist
I was in to see my dentist today to get a filling done. My first real filling ever. My first time being “frozen in the mouth”. For the record, it wasn’t really my fault that a cavity formed, it was due to my rear molars being misaligned after my braces were removed a million years ago.
My mouth is still numb on my left side as I write this. I’m almost tempted to bite my tongue just because I can!
The actual amazing part of my day was that I had the most attractive dental hygienist or dental assistant or whatever her title was ever! Better than any nurse I’ve ever seen, better than any lifeguard. I felt like I was in a movie!
Once she put my crazy rubber mask thing in my mouth she asked me a question:
“This might make it tough to swallow so just let me know if you need any sex.”
What?
Then it dawns on me that she said “…if you need any suction.” Haha.
Highlight of my day at 9am. Might as well just go to bed until tomorrow now.
