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Here I am, sitting in the ehPod under the library and all around me are people trying to get their homework done as to leave this crowded dongeon ASAP. We’re all student, we all have work to do, and we all put up with a lot to get it done (like spending time in the ehPod). The last thing we need is to put up with that creepy awkward guy who always seemly has nothing better to do then bother other people!

But let me just mention that it isn’t usually a problem for me, not just because I’m a dick to everyone, but because I’m not a good looking girl working alone on a computer. I mean, girls have to come here in their mother’s maternity clothing to get ignored here.

Now let me explain why computer labs are the most common place to get creeped on. Five minutes before you walked in and got creeped on by Mr. Awkward he was creeping you on your facebook page. Creepy guys just don’t have friends and computers don’t have a problem with their users being that way. Long story short, don’t be good looking in a computer lab alone, you’re going to get creeped on!

What I really want to know why guys think this behavior is awesome? Let’s consider positive reenforcement for a second. Normally people continue to do things because they work, not because they scare all girls away. I dunno, maybe that’s what they’re trying to get done. Either way, it’s fucked. And creepy guys are fucked.

Fuck you guys, and stop being creepy!