Live blogging Apple events

Look, I’m not saying it’s because the frigtards who run Twitter probably won’t be able to handle the load tomorrow and the whole system is going to crash. But let’s just say I wouldn’t bet against that scenario, either. I mean look at these guys. Birdman and Baldy, we call them. As Larry says, these guys couldn’t find their own assholes using two hands and a flashlight. You really want to rely on them for something important? I wouldn’t rely on them to wash my car.

-Fake Steve Jobs on his live blogging of Apple’s impending tablet release.

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Posted on Tuesday, January 26th at 11:42 AM.
Add Jesus to you friend list

A sign at the Grace Evangelical Lutheran Church

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Posted on Wednesday, December 30th at 12:45 PM.
If you have two apples and are given two potatos you can’t say you have 4 apples can you?

John Ogundare making an anlogy on how angles must be in same units to be added. Being french though I can argue that you would have 4 potatos…

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Posted on Friday, October 30th at 11:05 AM.
Do, or do not. There is no “try”.

Master Yoda.

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Posted on Wednesday, September 30th at 9:39 AM.
When work feels overwhelming, remember that you’re going to die.
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Posted on Thursday, May 14th at 3:14 PM.
If actions speak louder than words, how can the pen be mightier than the sword?

Rob Andrews, with one of his rhetorical questions instead of asking whether partial derivatives would be on our calculus final.

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Posted on Monday, May 11th at 12:36 PM.
In 20 years, you will be more disappointed by what you didn’t do than by what you did.

Mark Twain

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Posted on Wednesday, May 6th at 4:42 PM.
You’ve never heard of the Millennium Falcon? … It’s the ship that made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs.

Han Solo

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Posted on Monday, May 4th at 11:53 AM.
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Found via kara on Tuesday, April 21st at 11:53 AM.
If you’re headed to the bedroom, or kitchen in this case, and you recognize the person you’re going to sleep with from a family function, just don’t.

Jerry Springer, during his show’s epilogue where he explains “what have we learned today?”.

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Posted on Thursday, April 16th at 2:43 PM.