In 20 years, you will be more disappointed by what you didn’t do than by what you did.
Mark Twain
You’ve never heard of the Millennium Falcon? … It’s the ship that made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs.
Han Solo
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If you’re headed to the bedroom, or kitchen in this case, and you recognize the person you’re going to sleep with from a family function, just don’t.
Jerry Springer, during his show’s epilogue where he explains “what have we learned today?”.
The difference between school and life? In school, you’re taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you’re given a test that teaches you a lesson
