If actions speak louder than words, how can the pen be mightier than the sword?

Rob Andrews, with one of his rhetorical questions instead of asking whether partial derivatives would be on our calculus final.


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In 20 years, you will be more disappointed by what you didn’t do than by what you did.

Mark Twain


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You’ve never heard of the Millennium Falcon? … It’s the ship that made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs.

Han Solo


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If you’re headed to the bedroom, or kitchen in this case, and you recognize the person you’re going to sleep with from a family function, just don’t.

Jerry Springer, during his show’s epilogue where he explains “what have we learned today?”.


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The difference between school and life? In school, you’re taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you’re given a test that teaches you a lesson

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